So...we've got aliens...snarky henchmen who don't know anything...girls in strange outfits...residents helping out the outsiders...and apparently, people who should be dead but aren't anymore. And, we're in a city that is, by definition, too loud big.

Yeah, I think this is hell, all right.

Hey! Where the hell am I?! 

I've never even heard of Central Park. But New York City... I've heard of it a few times. 

...Alphonse? Dammit, where are you? 

...And what is this thing? Some sort of new machine? It's got numbers on it. Is this...some kind of phone?! 

I want answers! 

...

And what's with the giant animal climbing that building over there?

((OOC: Just to clear confusion...this will be Ed after Shamballa. So, yeah. ^^; ))